Starting extra innings with men on base is brilliant but will never happen because it will CORRUPT THE STATISTICAL INTEGRITY OF THE GAME.

Those teens weren't ready for JRmania, brother!

still better than delonte west calling him son imo

#throwitaway

I’ve long been a Simmons apologist and an ESPN nonenthusiast, so let me just say: fuck Bill Simmons with a bowl of soup.

Uh, you don't dominate both ends of the floor if you're a terrible defender.

Typhaknee.

If Scott Boras was his agent, he’d be talking up how Talib is leading the league in offseason interceptions.

You’re looking for Tiffani’s review.

This is me. Love the game, hate the players.

As foretold by the father.

Really all we need to know about Bill Simmons at this point is that he calls his media group the Bill Simmons Media Group.

Or maybe he’s deleted 87 previous Twitter accounts. Everything’s coming up @kchapman_89!

yeah but psu won 20% of all national titles from 80 to 89, so totally worth it.

holy shit it’s like you crawled into the head of a sexually abused kid and figured out everything that nobody else could.

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Damn. +12 bars.

“I locked eyes with him for a brief second and then quickly looked away.”

Get away from the cans, Laremy!