Doesn’t this also buffer the cap hit down the road, with 2018/2019 mostly as salary vs. bonus? If Brady retires before the end of the deal, only some part of the remaining bonus is due, I believe, which would be pretty favorable for a Patriots rebuild.

“Four percent of the time, we used analytics all the time.”

Reckless driving is a massive exaggeration - dude was just trying to avoid the potholes in his lawn.

Carmelo may struggle with W’s, but he makes up for it with extra I’s.

So, when it comes to Miller Lite, would you say you’re interested, very interested, or very interested?

Comrade King is just fine, friend.

(Agent picks up mug, sips coffee.)

Rex Ryan’s at the combine today, so you can ease off the clickbait.

Rob: Fuck you, Rex, you said we were checking out NFL Combos!

EXT. BOSTON COMMON - DAY

Hah, hadn’t heard that about “No More Parties in LA,” but can’t say I’m shocked. Every now and then I realize how much Madlib has had a hand in over the past, what, 25 years? Pretty amazing.

From the perspective of a legit old, this is totally valid. I actually love watching the Warriors, because they’re head and shoulders above everyone else - and not because they stacked their lineup through free agency. But best of all time? Nah. Give Jordan, Magic, Bird, etc. today’s rules and get back to me.

If you’re even somewhat of a fan, definitely worth checking out - just seems like the way they manage things is so rare for a label. Would’ve been nice (for me, anyway) if they went a little more in-depth on fewer artists and the creation of specific albums but that’s just a nit that doesn’t make it any less…

C’mon, man, that’s effed up. You should take it back (and to the left).

Because I just watched Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton.

Next up for Dwain Price: a longform piece entitled “Bad News, Good News: I Didn’t Win Wednesday’s Powerball.”

I’d pay to watch a cage match between the egos of a fighter pilot and a surgeon.

Also, Emmitt Smith.

Whose fifth arrest is that? That’s Joseph Randle’s fifth arrest.

Nicely done (as always).