If the turf makes it harder to block, then you must block your turf harder.

Good one, sun.

“...the leaking itself was undeniably a violation of both law and hospital regulations.”

Meat sweats FTW.

That’s good Kinja.

Lue is totally known... as a friend of Lebron.

A high grade twat salesman isn’t a good thing?

Comparing and contrasting Kelly and Ryan is sort of like doing a Goofus and Goofus segment.

I really don’t care if they introduce a change to help deter the hack-a-whoever bullshit, but correlating this situation to the five-yard contact or hand checking rules is silly. Those rules were changed because the entirety of the game was being impacted, not because a handful of guys couldn’t get open or move the…

Here is Andy Reid actually depicted in his natural state.

I welcome a new era of Belichick non sequiturs.

Shakey Dog is arguably one of the greatest narrative hip hop tracks of all time. Gonna put it on right now, as a matter of fact.

This has Fenton Hardy written all over it, TBH.

Well, fuck. How am I going to return this Buick?

Just fix the glitch - it'll work itself out naturally.

Counterpoint: fuck True Detective (until season three, when I’ll probably watch again).

The New York Giants are for the children!

Matt Bush!

Bet he found those outfits at the thrift shop.