Why would you cut him when you can trade him for a 2016 first rounder?

I’m no longer capable of looking at Jerry Jones without thinking of these things. Which, actually, is kind of perfect.

I read the first few, then scrolled down just to say HARD PASS.

Entirely possible that College Football Final is also picking up Scott Zolak’s broadcast of the Patriots-Jets matchup.

While I’m impressed that it took the Eagles fan four minutes to drop the other guy, this neatly summarizes why I no longer to go football games.

Fine. Muscle Gerbil.

Looks like defeating this ordinance is McNair’s raisin d’etre.

+12

If you’re a professional 7-year-old, this is accurate.

Point taken on the analogy. Rushed lack of consideration on my part.

“... going out of your way...”

Yes, congratulations on dismantling the Bills, something that only happens to them every other game.

I have it on good authority that Tom Brady allows only this song to be played in the locker room on game day.

Seriously. The only reason I’m not bothered more by Hardy is that he’s such a fucking moron that I’d wager it’s a matter of months (if not weeks) before he’s again out of the NFL. Hopefully it’s self-inflicted idiocy that causes that.

You know it’s Canada when there’s no profanity until the sixth response.

Yeah, well the practice squad store called, and THEY’RE running out of YOU.

+2