The only surprising thing about your DraftKings experience is that “bigdaddyballs” was an available username.

Russian billionaires are the best billionaires, IMO.

Williams is Lumberg. Lumberg is Williams.

Can confirm this is totally legit - TMZ talked to several people on staph, as well.

“Long balls, change your drawers.”

Schilling... er.

So I didn’t know anything about this until reading this piece - great work, super interesting... thanks.

I love that this started as a random joke and has turned into an actual album (even if I don’t give a shit about said album, aside from being impressed by the fact that they actually followed through).

Still early.

Maybe you'd like to review the article further?

Sadly, yes. For so many people, yes.

I really, really don’t understand those who support this because they think the floodgates are going to open and a bunch of crossdressing, walking dead sex criminals are going to be unleashed on bathrooms nationwide.

1. Sadly, actually accepted a dare to stick my tongue to a frozen bar (I’m old enough that A Christmas Story wasn’t a helpful deterrent)... on a ski lift. Needless to say, between the frigid air and limited window of time in which to remedy a terrible, terrible decision, that did not end well.

Would prohibiting Drew from writing about poop be the equivalent of taking Brady away from Belichick, or vice versa?

Dew u also thinq Tom Braidy is garbige! Tel a frend.

Sounds like you may be looking for the Impressive Man column. That’s two doors down, on the left.

Kudos to Mandi Koba for stepping into a role that is equal parts necessary and (I can only assume) difficult. She’s doing far more good than Kevin Johnson could ever hope to accomplish.

Sunfish > Double Rainbow.

Wilson and Carroll are made for each other.

Watt is going to print out this comment, tape it to a boulder, and roll that boulder from Houston to San Antonio and back. You’ll know this because a camera crew will be there.