Ortiz is taller.

If you frame a guilty man, then your guilt shall forever frame YOU.

“Al Michaels took some time out during Sunday Night Football to tell Cris Collinsworth that he’s the stupidist fucking asshole he’s ever seen in his professional career.”

Don’t forget that the Patriots ALSO placed listening devices in the visitors locker room. We know this is true because sources say that opposing teams swept their locker rooms for bugs. Ipso facto, ergo and whatnot.

Great piece. I think #2 is one of the biggest factors - kids get huge exposure and so much hype, so quickly, and it skews expectations for everyone when only a tiny percent are truly prepared (or gifted enough to adapt quickly). Same way MLB rookies are deemed busts if they don’t hit like Trout.

Well, since you just took the same thoughts that have been published a million other places (including the article you posted under), yeah, you sort of did. As a matter of fact, it’s the specific reason you’d win. Because you’re good at cribbing from somebody else.

All good advice.

Article rating: 7 asterisks (out of 10). Should’ve used some zingers from the Jets WYTS for this to be the best.

If there was an award for the most derivative post in this entire thread, you’d win. And that’s saying something.

After Kraft announced that he wouldn’t appeal the fine/loss of draft picks for Deflategate, my dad—who’s 72 years old, and the New Englander least capable of committing an act of even the gentlest aggression—said “He hung Brady out to dry. If I run into that asshole on the street, I’m going to stab in him the fucking…

Excellent job on the “independent” assessment, Dave.

Hey, every second these kids spend assaulting is a second not spent raping, so ...

“I’m not touching you.”

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I have several friends who are Browns fans, and it’s like clockwork: right around week 7, they shift from “This is the year!” to regularly reminding me how important Cleveland is due to its proximity to fresh water (and the pending apocalypse, I guess?).

Why isn’t handball more popular?

Keep fucking that chicken.

You neglected to calculate RESPECT FOR THE SHIELD, Poindexter.