Shits likes and leaves.

My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Mock him all you want - JustinTymeR has no ragrets.

“... then I expect a little quid pro quo.”

It’s like he’s floating on airballs!

Kellen Winslow Jr. is like a broke man’s Kellen Winslow.

*Headline brought to you by the Council for Keeping Sepp Blatter Out of Jail and Making That Scrizzle

+.093

Also, one of those picks was Jonny Flynn.

Of course he does! In the woods, right?

I know it involves a capacity for reasonable foresight that Goodell has yet to demonstrate, but I wonder how much of the suspension was in anticipation of an appeal that would cut any number of games in half.

+100 Cheez Doodles

Gotta be a beach in Mexico, right? Real question is, who’s his Red?

Sepp Blatter is the kind of bullshit name Jonathan Lethem would use, which makes him even more of a loathesome caricature (if that’s possible).

Were you posting under all three of these names and just fucking with the rest of us?

As part of the Ballghazi punishment, I encourage Roger Goodell to also suspend Clay Buchholz for the remainder of the season.

Austin Rivers should be forced to play every game with a red towel safety-pinned around his neck.

Also, the falling.

JJ Redick is gonna write a hell of a poem about this moment.

U Can’t Dunk This