You know what IS a character flaw? Announcing the tragic death of a celebrated actor to a random restaurant host, then reporting to the world that you thought he was going to cry.

Anyone who hits women, repeatedly and unrepentantly, isn’t getting an intelligence endorsement from me no matter what they do or earn.

Official statement from the Mayweather camp:

“Ban” is a big word ... it’s possible Mayweather doesn’t know what it means.

Well played. +12.

+1 Cheez Doodle

Great piece that will likely not get the visibility it deserves. Fuck that gasbag SAS (who’s currently taking to Twitter to criticize Brady for not showing at the White House), and ESPN for propping him up in the name of ratings.

“If you’re in a hurry to to reach your final destination, please let us know. Police will be happy to escort you in the back of a BPD van...”

BUT THE STRATEGERY OF THE DOUBLE SWITCH THO.

The NBA: Where Every Game is Like a Microsoft Sales Meeting!

“It’s Gonna Be Awhile”

We're on to China.

This message is #RajonApproved.

Schruted it.

This is like Merril Hoge trying to make “factor back” happen, except he’s serious.

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

Removed due to inability to Kinja correctly. My bad!

This made me Google Carrot Top's net worth, which appears to be HOLY SHIT 75 MILLION DOLLARS.

+1 (Razzle in Peace)