Whispers to self: "It's Jay Maserati time."
Whispers to self: "It's Jay Maserati time."
no capitalization without representation, bro.
I don't know of any evidence that suggests Kelly is gay. He is, however, a known zoophile, as made apparent by his recent fucking of the Eagles.
New concussion protocol will now include the question "Would you prefer to play for the Jets, or the Patriots?"
Who gives a crap about the color of a Dress? Only morons. What about immigration isis ebola the national debt race relations et al. ??
This is why we have to TAKE Roger Goodell's money. If we steal it all, then our words will hurt him. IT'S NOT THAT CRAZY OF A PLAN, FOLKS!
I thought Suge Knight's bail was revoked.
"Parrot can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."
Roger Goodell's whiteboard:
That's for indoor smoking only, friend.
Should've taken them into an elevator.
+1
Physics, how does it work?
You strike me as maybe that guy who types his entire email message in the subject line. Don't sweat it, my mom does that, too.
"Some guys like them round... some guys like them tacky."
How dare Tom Brady not say what I wanted to hear!
"Payback's a bitch, isn't it?"
Hippos don't play. Just ask the poor Colombians who live near Pablo Escobar's old place.
"Don't understand; never dined with anyone who DIDN'T prefer their salad tossed."