Let me get this straight. You think that your ex-girlfriend is secretly a trained assassin and hired killer, who spends her nights beating criminals to a pulp with her bare hands; and your plan, is to blackmail this person?

They'd have more success with Vanessa Del Rio.

This is a bummer man. That's a, that's a bummer.

Awesome idea. This could be the sporting version of True Detective.

#hottakesfromthecooleyzone

I'll leave this here. Maybe you and Chad can read it together.

Jay Cutler led the press conference in smiles. #getsit

I am indeed a full-grown man, and things could get messy.

Chuck Johnson, giving new meaning to the phrase "iReport."

I have long wished for a well-considered AC>Tenchu>Red Dead Redemption mashup.

"I don't like the name Byron, only faggots and sailors are called Byron. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."

Maybe the Cavs should sign Dionne Warkwick; at least she would've seen that coming.

While "Did the Based God actually cause KD's injury?" is a compelling question, and one that will surely be debated by men of letters for centuries to come, I think it's also important to ask ourselves "How the fuck did the Lil B land a lecture spot at MIT?"

Don Lemon wants to know: did you TRY not liking Nickelback?

AP's comment:

So not only is this Ih guy racist, he's also a cannibal who speaks in the third person.

Tarantino is going to direct Robert Swift's biopic.

Real Estate Mogul, Former NBA Owner, Social Media Guru.

FUCK YO SWEATER, DRAKE.

Give ol' Brock a chance here, aw golly gee.