You could just say "Penn State" there.. We all know what you're talking about.

Wait — "raw dog?"

I have no love for the MRAs either who usually are usually women hating gay men.

Yep. Yeah, totally the appropriate response to this piece. Definitely.

truth. I've dated most of them.

...but I thought they were never, ever, ever getting back together

Idris Elba's girlfriend is pregnant!

It seems to be the case. Never thought of it before. A revelation!

Just mediocre people in your life. (I definitely break that particular one, anyhow. Levine, yay. 50 Shades? Bwah. ...although I was really amused at a book store in the Charlotte airport that had all the 50 Shades books and tie(heh)-ins next to all their "how well do you know the Bible" books. I'm not entirely sure…

As long as he didn't pull his "hur hur, you won't get pregnant! I pull out ;D ;D ;D" bullshit, I agree. 100% fuckable.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE EXCLAMATION POINTS YES!!!

I believe that correlation is simply called "bad taste."

TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

I know he's young, but what about the JHutch? He's nice looking, has a MASSIVE MOVIE coming out next week (fills the promo req.) and he's awesome on youth advocacy and LGBTQ rights and shit.

"... a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."

Right? I thought the exact same thing. Those women made the time in their lives and consciously sought out tickets to be in the audience of Bethany. There is no way that their snide mirth isn't generated by a judgement of her appearance/persona, rather than an appropriate definition of feminism that Courtney's…

I applaud any use of a Jean-Ralphio gif.

Amen. If you chose to physically attend a taping of that show, the joke is actually on you.

that wouldn't fly in college