Agreed. 100%

He probably had to drive all the way to Evanston to find those children of color for his ads. I read that he's going to get called out for all the money he's poured into democratic campaigns while claiming to be a GOP candidate. What. a. weasel.

Oh GAWD, Bruce. Just give it up. I hate your face so much. If you tell me one more time about your cheapass watch while standing in your gorgeous kitchen, I'm coming to Winnetka to poop on your lawn. The woooooorst.

It's like they're characters on The Good Wife. But messing with REAL STUFF. Like actual people who meet actual consequences. Oh Illinois... how you make me feel all the warm fuzzies...

I have to give major props to Disney's Oceans narrated by Pierce Brosnan. He has a voice like an angel. The angel of getting you to fall asleep in the first 47 seconds of that movie. Until Netflix pulled it, we would put it on for naps on the regular and it worked like a charm. I almost was tempted to buy it for its…

"How much dirt can we manufacture?" is the line that makes me seethe. Get up off your ass and clean once in a while because then you'll know what a dirty bastard you are. Lee has been dealing with your shit for forty years!

I almost chose that gif too!!

How I feel about the euphemism "raw dog":

I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT EXACT SAME THING. WORD FOR WORD.

Ironically, those are the 50 Shades people. Because it's *blush* so naughty (while not being naughty or paradigm-shifting in the slightest and reinforcing old-fashioned ideals of men dominating women physically, sexually and emotionally).

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

Unless Bethenny is one of those shows where they give you free stuff/compensation to fill seats, there is no excuse for spending hours of your life on this. Also that free stuff should be on par with Oprah's Favorite Things. Or just NO. There is no excuse.

I have these exact same feelz about Callie Beusman! I want to be real life BFFS!!

Those girls laughing at her:

I thought the same thing! And if I can brag for a moment, I saw T Swift up close during a concert and she is the tiniest! Like super tall but her arm is like a newborn fawn's little leg. So fragile and teeny! Despite her height, she looks dainty and small in every other way.

I was just wondering who the audience for this book is...

My favorite is the one whose profile picture is "Stop DV NOW".

I am ashamed for clicking the link in the hopes I'd actually see his dong.

I didn't want to go down the fighting about Jenna blackhole. But I agree with you. THE FACE.