FLABBY. SIZE. 8.

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.

me too cynthia

If only Russell Brand were to be eaten by a direwolf.

(sloooooowly pushes the half-eaten jumbo bag of mellocreme pumpkins under a stack of paper to hide her shame....)

I don't know, I have asthma, and considering it's at its worst when I'm at the gym on the cardio machines, "suppressed crying" is sounding pretty reasonable.

This reeks of common sense; you'll pay dearly for it.

If you think folks who minimize the horrors of slavery and yearn for the gentility of the antebellum South need this movie to do it then you, my dear, have a downright rosey view of humanity...

It tells a woman's story about surviving in the South at a time where women didn't have much power. It honestly portrayed women and men as having faults and had some great one-liners. I think it was a terrific movie

How else will you ever fulfill your dreams of one day becoming an eccentric old person who drinks bourbon out of a goblet and speaks only in movie lines uttered before 1950?

A response told in gifs (because sometimes you can't get past the screaming to use your words)

unless they start making sport shorts with "eat shit and die" across the ass, I don't want none of it.

The hostility in your reply was completely unnecessary.

I guess I'll put all my eggs in Brooklyn Nine-Nine's basket until that inevitably gets messed around with and canceled prematurely.

You're incredibly ignorant.

Did I say you weren't allowed to say something? No. I just questioned what your comment had to do with the thread. Obviously this is an important subject to you and you've dealt with some shit. But I don't see the point of going on a tangent about how it's no one's responsibility to "waste" their time dealing with…

Meh.

I aaaaaaaaggGREEEEE! EE-EEE-EE-EE-EE-E-EE!

Prism is chock full of euphemisms so thinly veiled that if they were a screen door, they're the sort of screen door you'd walk into with a plate full of barbecue because you honestly didn't think there was even a door there.

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