This is my nightmare.

I love Love it or List it! Any time there is a basement I always say, "That's either going to eat up the entire budget or it's the first thing to get scratched," because it's true. That's how much I watch that show.

Not info enough on peacocking.

8. Commenting in Jezzie articles

Serioulsy, are they the Most Adorable Humans or what?

Unpaid internships are the classist-est bullshit of all time (okay, that might be hyperbole, but still).

Here's some real advice to my fellow millennials: your work is worth something so stop doing it for free.

YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LET ME ENJOY MY TWO MONTHS OF PURE PUMPKIN DIET IN PEACE. HERE, HAVE A PUMPKIN DONUT.

I'll just leave this right here...

WHY THE FUCK WONT DAVID JUST GO BALD ALREADY!!? HE COULD CHARGE FOR PARKING ON THAT DAMN FOREHEAD!

I can't believe you guys have that in the States! It's mostly shot here in Toronto. I kinda know somebody who was on it! I've seen other couples from the show walking around here! The other show that network creates is Property Brothers, and you should check that out too because of the... brothers. ;)

And let us not speak of Love It or List It Two... No Hilary or David, no go!

Yes. Their bizzarro sexual chemistry never ceases to enthrall me.

Mr. Parade doing dishes goes a lot like this: scrub scrub, splash, "Baby, stop groping me, I'm doing the dishes," grope grope, "Baby I AM TRYING TO CLEAN," me pouting because he is so sexually appealing while washing things.

Lindy, I just really love you. That's all. Keep on keepin' on, you rad lady.

Yeah... I'm gonna have to agree that a guy doing more chores around the house is much more likely to get sex.

I suppose I can be happy for my chubby cheeks now...If only the rest of the fat would be en vogue too... *le sigh*

I'm a rage crier. I think it comes from being "trained" as a child that showing anger was never acceptable and would earn me a spanking. The only times I ever cry are out of pure misery or anger/frustration. It is not something I can turn on or off and is really embarrassing; I know it makes people view me as…

Fixed that for you.