I liked this because my name is Lauren and I could pretend like I was reading nice things about myself.

...what about your new child? (P.S. what happened to the old one? I won't tell)

Sorry Flanders, Jr. You will have to pay for this stuff yourself.

Psst, Miley. This is how you trap a baby.

“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

YOU GUISE!!!! THIS IS HIM!!!!

Well fuck, the website won't load. I think we gave it a Jezebel hug.

I think we may have crashed the server.... Please tell me it was certainly us Jezzies (or the like) and not hoards of women eager to date this man.

Hold onto your frames! Ladies who fit his qualifications may be running around ripping glasses off mannequins and be-glassed ladies, hiding in mailboxes and behind trees. It's a jungle out there.

I imagine most Jezzies are disqualified on the basis of his dislike of cynicism and sarcasm.

We, fatties, are also out. :)

How did you not fly off the handle at your dad? I'd have flipped the fuck out ninja-style if my dad ever said shit like that to me.

I have to wonder if it ever crossed his mind that maybe the story changes because the victim has been manipulated/coerced/or tricked into changing her story. Maybe it's changed from rape to regret because someone managed to convince her that it was her fault for "choosing" to have sex and then "choosing to regret it."…

After watching this, and choking up a little, I had to go into my 9 month old daughter's room, give her a little kiss and whisper "ITS NEVER YOUR FAULT."

Ummm... There must be a German word for the really complicated awful and wonderful laughing and crying I am actually doing right now.

Do you remember Wanda Sykes's routine about the detachable pussy? Would fit in perfectly with this.

You do you. Listen not to the haters. Said the Taylor Swift fan.

Sorry, but no. Acknowledging that this book describes a grossly abusive reaction has nothing to do with "your kink is not okay." This book isn't about kink or consensual powerplay games; the author is advocating normative lifestyle based purely on gender. The woman's needs and desires, sexual and otherwise, are…

She's one of those "do as I say, not as I poop" people.