I know. It's just that she seems REALLY REALLY BUSY lately with the porno and the plastic surgery and the photo shoots and all the FARRAH FARRAH FARRAH stuff, and I haven't heard a word about that baby in forever.

Well Donna became available after she broke with Eric...

It amazes that in a shopping area near me with abundant and (some) better choices, these two not only manage to survive, but are frequently crowded. I guess there's something for every taste and pocketbook.

The other day I saw a guy scratching his girlfriend's head and picking through her hair like he was a monkey, then he actually PUT A CHUNK OF HER HAIR IN HIS MOUTH.

Oh my god! I have two sons whom I adore. But the amount of times I have people (ok, women) ask if I'm going to "try for a girl" (?!!!) would make your head spin. It's such an incredibly sexist, unrealistic, and fucking rude question!

Dupager here as well. All I know is SOME "proper Chicagoans" get really pissed if we refer to ourselves as Chicagoans.

"she met with a life coach to figure out how she could stop using her Blackberry when she was supposed to be spending time with her child."

Please, all you goddesses on Mt Olympus, send her a Shiloh. Or a Chastity Bono.

Ok, so I admit that little girl clothes are almost too cute to tolerate, but I wasn't aware this was something women "dream of". I accidentally dress similar to my kids sometimes (like oh hey we are all in stripes how did that happen) and it embarrasses the crap out of me lol.

I saw her on a talk show with her husband and DUKE once. She barely looked at the kid, and Bill was the one wrangling him.

Oh, my.

JGL is doing an AMA on Reddit right now.

The on-set hair stylists were expecting to burn and pour chemicals upon the locks of a divine hair spirit, and instead they got a grumpy troll doll that had been half eaten by a raccoon.

The way she kept going on about how her son was just so handsome and could have sex with anyone was frickin creepy. Yuck. She said it over and over.

If the last part is true, he and his family made a grave error going on Dr. Phil's show. Because, you know, there is more than the local justice system.

Clearly, none of them were too smart what with the taking and spreading of photos.

I loved the part (not) when the dad says that women also sexually assault men, implying that his son was in fact a victim. Thankfully Dr. Phil called him out on that remark. My take away - people suck.

All of it is there. The distancing language. The little smiles at the end. The worst one is when he claims (over-explaining) that they all got together JUST to play X-Box. It gave me the creepy feeling that they called her over and planned it a bit. Then, one of them stupidly distributed a photo.

Those tiny little smiles ...