The face of "empowerment," folks!

WHAT THE HELL? WOW.

DO NOT WANT!

Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you…

Thanks for interviewing all the feminists. Must have taken quite a bit of time.

Uhm, re: Fig. 1: Star's content editor is two squirrels wrestling on a keyboard. They are far and away the most qualified employee at Star.

"Unsightly stretch marks" is a "boob blunder"?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

My SIL was part of a discrimination lawsuit at another brokerage. This woman kicks ass. She is brilliant, uber-qualified, hard-nosed, a supremely hard worker, great with people, the perfect blend of assertive and diplomatic and got stellar performance reviews every year. Then she turned 29. Suddenly she started…

Age: It was ageless, man.

Not gonna lie, these two make me feel suuuper uncomfortable. I just kinda feel like....

THE COMMENTS. Oh, the horror of the comments.

I saw the title and was like, "Oh great, Jezebel. Tell me how to feel about this. This will be great." And then I saw Mo Glo wrote it and I was all, "Oh awesome. Mo Glo can tell me how to feel about this."

I am very happy that I got a Zoboomafoo reference today. I need to be reminded of the existence of leaping lemurs on a day like today. So, thank you.

Because it's all about his control of the situation - he would rather kill himself than allow the state to kill him?

As a Northern girl working in an antebellum Tennessee home as a docent, I was asked for the "grey tour" rather than the "blue" one.

Approves.