Yeah, I mean the original is so fucking ugly I doubt I could tell the difference here.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more unoptimized and choppy with stock-looking meh assets, they come out with a version that’s all that and even worse, but this time it’s a feature!

^-This guy Dooms.

The deception is part of the game’s world. The game literally has NPCs who troll you.

I met him once, and at the time The Nerdist was still on BBC America. He’d done a show about nerd girls which helped my nerd girl daughter a lot. She’s different. She loves comics, video games, and everything scifi and supernatural, and has felt like an outcast most of her life because of it. When I met him I thanked…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

So question... I built my last system about 6 years ago. AMD Phenom II processor, mobo has a PCIE 2.0 X16 slot. I’ve read that cards built for newer versions of PCIE are still backwards compatible with older versions, but would the old slot’s smaller throughput significantly limit the card? Or would I still see a…

So question... I built my last system about 6 years ago. AMD Phenom II processor, mobo has a PCIE 2.0 X16 slot. I’ve…

30 commenters so far, most complaining, none doing what needed to be done. You’re welcome.

“Got bored after the first hour, kept playing trying to figure out why everyone else seems to enjoy the game. So you can trust me, that after 2335 hours of not finding it, that you too will have exactly the same experience as me!”

Yeah. You were like, “Method Man’s solo record is going to kill.” and then you were like, “Holy shit, GZA!”

This is fact.

Track: Liquid Swords | Artist: GZA | Album: Liquid Swords

I always hope there is some humor that is simply lost in text when it comes to that.

I get it, you can be angry at the game but I think at some point you need to put some of it on yourself, or else you’re going to keep ending up getting addicted to shit.

“No replay value!”

Diablo 3 didn’t block you from other games, you did. It’s not like it’s a game that promised huge huge huge things and than just never delivered and you felt cheated out of time you spent building up for something that didn’t come.

“it blocked me from playing games I would have enjoyed playing more”

I would imagine that that’s the whole point.

It’s not funny, at all, but it is a vivid demonstration of how broken our justice system is. If Juan Catalan were named John Catalina-Wine-Mixer, he wouldn’t need the amazing luck of being incidentally filmed for an HBO comedy to clear his name from baseless charges, he’d have the built-in luck of his name.

Chaos is a ladder.