Probably to say the same shit that the crypturd commenters here do, that our simple minds just don’t comprehend the awesomeness of the technology and the future awesomeness it could be capable of

Not Of Planet Earth

It's your fault for having expectations CIG told you to expect

Processing data on a blockchain requires incredibly complex algorithms, which requires a lot of energy. The creation, sale, and transfer of an NFT totals up to about 370kWh, that would power a refrigerator for 10 months

People have different definitions of the word “ownership” but if an artist sells an image as an NFT and a company wants to buy it to use as their logo, the artist is the one who sells it and gets the money, not the owner of the NFT. So most people would consider that as not owning jack shit

Lil’ Witchers: Growin’ up Geralt

Not even close. The size is massive and there’s more than enough exploration but there’s no functional AI to speak of. Enemy ships just rubber band back and forth between you and are only dangerous in larger amounts. Enemy troops do that Call of Duty thing where they look like they’re active but you can go afk and…

None of her opinions were ever misconstrued or taken out of context, she meant everything she said and wrote but then backtracked when she got shit for it

What people like is the idea of Levar Burton hosting Jeopardy, not so much the actual dude

That's good to know. The bomb just hits it like a wet fart so I assumed all the variants did the same

Fuck those drones, they’ve always been buggy. My turret and drone DGAF when one’s around and my sticky bombs just bounce off them. Why? they’re sticky, are they not?

“Independent French union Solidaires Informatique reports that co-CEOs David Cage and Guillaume de Fondaumière both exhibited strange behavior during their testimonies.

I read that headline and imagined Adam Smasher chilling on the beach in Somalia with a floral shirt drinking a daiquiri

I’m pretty sure they’re referring to the companies that have been unable to make revenue since their products require that component, and not so much 69B0n3r4u@xbox.live

As much as I hate loot boxes and microtransactions, if they’re keeping the base price of games lower then I’m fine with other people paying extra money so their operator can do the stanky leg and have an M16 with a picture of the Golden Girls on it

Looks like I’m skipping Dragon Age 4. If my Hawke can’t do The Carlton and have an electric green zebra print bow that shoots flaming fucshia arrows that go “BAWK-KAWK” every time I fire then it just doesn’t align with my image of the Dragon Age universe, and I’ll be spending my hard earned money elsewhere.

Elon's 420 joke is like The Ring, everyone who says it causes the Dow to drop 10%

I love how people shit on wallstreetbets for being the immature, emotional id of investing, meanwhile the Dow drops 2% just because Kim Jong-un hasn’t been seen for 3 weeks

The game is like a huge Cyberpunk mod for Grand Theft Auto 5 that took years to make and murders your GPU. The NPC AI is freakishly similar to GTA 5. The way they walk, the random 1-liners, they way they run back and forth in a straight line or duck when things pop off, everything. It’s almost as if CDPR just bought…

So first they give big pre-sale discounts the entire time before release (I got mine for $45), then they brag about how many pre-sales they had, then they release the game still needing work, then they say “sorry, we’re gonna work on it but if you’re not happy then refund”, then they play dumb with the investors who…