Which I’m still bleh about. Temporary and unpredictable alliances are a staple in the whole Battle Royal thing.

It’s nice to see that he decided not to shrivel away after this hairy situation reached a head. That is, if he really is just a softy and not a hardened criminal. Penis.

Join the rest of us in actually liking John Cena now. It’s a lot easier, and some questionable booking aside, he’s been pretty consistently great for the past 4+ years running.

I think TJ Miller thinks TJ Miller is above having regrets so I’m not sure about that.

She did give us that wonderful video that gets reposted every Thanksgiving with her pardoning a turkey while one is being fed into a wood chipper like machine. Ah memories... She’s such an idiot.

She practically did that at CPAC one year. While complaining about drink size ordanances, she pulled out a pack and started tapping it like it was funny.

What am I supposed to do?

How many times are you going to need to be beaten over the head with the fact that “freedom of speech” doesn’t mean “freedom from consequences of speech” before it sticks in your puny brain?

You don’t understand freedom of speech. Also, he’s not American.

Maybe the twist is that this actually happened in 1960 and they’ve been married for 50 years!

I mean, fighting McGregor any other way - making it more like a fight than just a boxing match for points - favors McGregor who is younger, stronger, and more violent than Floyd, who couldn’t knockout roses standing in a Home Depot gardening department.

I think even Mariah is like,

So you really can’t understand the view that this photo is . . . a bit much?

Just starting? This persona has been rolling steady for nearly a decade. But hey, her stans lap it up, so it is working swimmingly.

This is more a photo of Beyonce with baby accessories than the babies.

Bey up in here looking like a Sandro Botticelli painting brought to life.

Maybe karma has its shit together and this guy was a dick in a past life.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

To quote Trevor: God, you’re an asshole.