He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

they were saying “GOOOOOOdel”

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

The 426th day of 2017 would be March 1, 2018: Justin Beiber’s birthday.

kid’s gonna be a stud, ngoepe doubt about it amirite

If it makes you feel better, he’ll never make the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Gintoki looks waaay too serious.

Listening to your own musics in public has to be the most lame thing an artist could do. This would be like running into Stephen King reading a Stephen King book in the airport.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

You’d think with that much money he could pay someone to teach him how to move his arms like a real person.

It’s just hilarious that they’re calling this 3.0 when it’s far closer to a 0.3. By 3.0 your game should be in the best shape of its life, even so stable and perfected that it’s starting to get a little boring. It should be feature complete, all the modules should work together, and there should be nowhere near this…

A hiker ascending a 10,000-footer hauling lasagna with meat sauce wasn’t particularly prepared for every eventuality, you say?

It’s not worth sharing until he has a sex tape filmed without his permission.

Why are these so expensive?

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

No passing zones are no passing zones for a reason - typically because passing there would be reckless, and dangerous to those travelling the opposite direction.

Both are assholes. One WAY more than the other.

“you can pass illegally all day and noone will ever be in a hospital.”