We’re not more intelligent, we’re just not a big sports town. Opposing fans take up 25 to 50 percent of the stadium, depending who we’re playing. Also, considering the fact that they wanted to drop the stadium in the most congested place in the entire fucking county it was a no-brainer

Personally I voted no mostly because they wanted to put the fucker right in downtown, which is already overly congested just with a baseball stadium in it.

Counterpoint: He’s in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, so fuck him

Jesus Christ I thought that was a bad Crying Jordan photoshop

At least you have a steady supply of tears to make good-luck necklaces with

Counterpoint: He’s right tho, the fans are idiots

I’m betting he left bigger skid marks on the Secret Service agents than on the road

Can’t touch the Queen, can’t make fun of your baking show. Got it

Methinks Samsung should divert some of its revenue from Legal to Research and Development.

Interestingly enough, that is also what she said

There were plenty of African Americans in the West, and “forced diversity” is how they got here in the first place.

Aww man, Julian Assange must be so pissed Twitter stopped giving him attention again.

David Hyde Pierce was mob enforcer in his teens, and was in juvenile hall for murder until he was released at 18 and his record expunged.

They’re both cunts. This is what happens when two cunts meet in public, and why stuff like this never happens to non-cunts such as you and I

Part 4 and even 5 are good if you mod the shit out of them

Killerfish Games spits hot fire. Pacific and Atlantic Fleet are the best games on Android, I’ll pre-anything whatever game they make

As far as going the distance, I think they showed many plotlines already. Besides the machines awakening, I think Sir Anthony is purposefully trying to give them full sentience as a way to put his mark on history, the British douche is trying to overthrow the company, and the lady boss is working for perhaps the…

I think all the bullets are just soft pellets that don’t hurt people, and the machines are made of something that reacts against it

How else can they criticize violence towards women without actively showing violence towards women? I thought it was pretty straight forward, showing how how it happens without consequence

I liked the Black Hole Sun part, the Paint it Black sequence was just awful IMO