Obviously this story is a hoax, being that FIFA eliminated racism and all

You should be uncomfortable listening to anything that awful woman says. Everybody is different, subscribing to that old-fashioned “men are like this, men like it when you do this” horseshit will never work out.

Yes, it’s just like how Sean Murray described NMS multiplayer as possible, but rare due to the size of the game. Except, y’know, it’s true

Finding the materials needed for the engineer upgrades was such a pain in the ass I gave up on them

This explains why coaches like Allardyce and Hodgson keep managing to find work, despite a legacy of mediocrity on the pitch

No, it does not

His son would’ve preferred it as short and straight possible, I believe

Jesus Christ, that music at the end. It sounds like McDonald’s commercial trying to be hip

And that’s how concussions work

(my annual PES vs FIFA review rundown will come next month)

Oh, so when Ozzy-whatshisface does it he’s cool?

What a Wentz.

OK ya, but, joke or not, how can you be allergic to multiple ingredients tho?

San Diego resident here. We have taco shops on every corner, can confirm its awesome

The funny thing is that its pretty much the exact same technology

“Maybe this will be the place where Balo finally puts it all together. It’s not likely, but we’ll be watching and hoping all the same.”

I can’t believe I just realized that Parker Posey is the rich man’s Elizabeth Banks

I think thats what patina is

White boy shit

That neck tattoo rendering is on point