The issue isn’t that players are doing it, the issue is that idiots on this site think that its a real foul

I’ve given up on trying to argue with these idiots. I like Deadspin’s soccer coverage because it isn’t as vitriolic as sites overseas, but goddamn, these dudes are dumb

Look at second 36. Do you see where Aguero’s leg pumps back? He did that himself, he’s pretending to get tripped

My argument didn’t shift, he never got Ageuro’s leg. Aguero pulled his own leg back and then fell on him. Please, just look at the last replay

That frame is from after Aguero already starts falling. Look at the last replay. He pushes the ball away from Moreno then fakes getting tripped. There is some body contact but Moreno didn’t trip him. Play close attention from second 35

He doesn’t touch Aguero either

Oh I’m an idiot, this post is about diving isn’t it. *Sigh* Godamnit, I have to change my handle again

I will deposit *checks bank account* $36 into the paypal account of your choice if you look at the last replay and point out where he makes contact with Aguero

4 people think its the right. Moreno doesn’t get the ball, but he doesn’t touch Aguero either. Aguero drags his own leg back and falls down

It was a dive. Aguero pushed the ball away, then he fell without any contact.

He didn’t get the ball, and he didn’t get Aguero’s leg either. Look at seconds 35 and 36. Aguero drops his leg without any contact. Please Kevin, for the love of God, believe me. Now that Greg is gone I need at least one writer on your site who knows what they’re talking about.

He didn’t make any contact with Aguero either. Aguero pushed the ball away, saw Moreno’s outstretched leg, and dove. That’s it

Christ, you’re all a bunch of idiots. He made absolutely no contact with Aguero whatsoever. Look at the last replay, between seconds 34 and 38. It. Was. A. Dive.

Look at the last replay at around 37 seconds, he didn’t make any contact with Aguero. Or better yet, just trust someone who’s played soccer for 30 years. He dove.

Whatever Benji was

He was good in Newsradio. Granted, his character was a mouth breathing twat

He tried to alley-oop him, right? Please tell me he tried to alley-oop him

To be fair, that poster comes in a strong plastic wrap that protects it from damage

Damn, Playboy is bringing’ it

It’s a joke referring to the piece’s excessive use of them. Read the original. Actually, don’t.