Only four commas? This, is why you comment on stories, and, don’t write them

Well written, sure. But the source of the story was a schizophrenic self-loathing gay male escort. Now I may not be a journalist, but I don’t think that qualifies as “decently reported”

Whenever you read that sentence just think of that mongoloid face contorting into inconsolable weeping and you’ll be fine

I’m referring to the replies to Jeb’s tweet, not to this poor fellow

That whole story was a massive awkward dump, like dropping a huge deuce at a stranger’s house party. “His body, which had been conditioned for football over the years — first as a high school All-State linebacker two hours away in his hometown of Enid, Oklahoma, and then again as a four-year starter in college at…

I get the sense that this article is Barry’s way of saying he didn’t like the Gawker piece any more than we did, but felt uncomfortable saying so in fear of disrespecting the spirit of The Great and Wonderful Tommy Craggs

Maybe you SHOULD capitalize RANDOM words in your POST

Depressing? Have you looked at those replies? This shit’s hilarious

You should have included the last question:

I’m sticking with my theory that “Billy Haisley” is a fake identity created by Greg so that he can troll Real Madrid and Chelsea fans while maintaining his good reputation. Have you ever looked up Billy on Google? Nothing. Dude’s a ghost

“...an Arsenal-scarf-wearing, artisanal-coffee-in-a-mason-jar-sipping soccer fan” Damn, Greg isn’t gonna need sunscreen for a year with all that shade you’re throwing at him

As do Phish enthusiasts, I’m certain.

To be fair, the space/time continuum would have flipped out if Ronaldo did that

Deadspin, where the American football highlights are in Spanish and the Spanish soccer highlights are in English

Do LazyTown next. I always get a couple minutes DVR’d before Premier League games on Saturday mornings, its like an acid trip.

Fiorina’s smirk is firmly affixed with a generous amount of botox, that’s not going anywhere homie

Corruption is the result of human nature, not a specific political or economical system. We can point out examples from the far left to the far right, we all end up the same.

It’s what they’re playing on the video. Right there, just click it. That’s futsal

Oof. Elite Dangerous, Witcher 3, Dragon’s Age Inquisition. Bought Metal Gear Phantom Pain and I haven’t even sparked it up yet

And here I am about to make a joke that she’s just on her period