PLEAAASE DONTS TAKES AWAYS MY PRECIOUS BLANKETSES

The whole thing just sucks. I hated him for being so bad, but then I hated them for not giving him time to get better

WHY, THO??

The fact that your #1 is only $35 is a testament to the spirit’s utter crapness.

Personally, I do nazi any similarities

“In skiing, there’s such an alpha male thing about pulling the hottest chicks,”

You sound white. And straight. Also I’m getting the vibe that you’ve never been to the south.

Tell me about it, I’ve tried watching Dr. Who like 3 times

Messi plays real soccer like I’m trying to get Steam achievements on FIFA

OH SNAP

Its a good start, now start kicking the shitty teams out of the league and i might start watching more seriously.

Not to mention helping to prevent civil war back home and all

Get back to your listicles Buzzfeeder

It’s also a soccer drill for goalies, we do it for hand-eye coordination

6 years I’ve lived in my current home, and for the first time ever my neighbor 3 doors down erects a massive Cubs flag on his lawn.

“What’re you looking at perverts? If I put clothes on I’ll die”.

Also not mentioned is that apparently Nathan doesn’t actually play the game

You forgot to add the *sigh* at the end

What does that mean? How do you “feed” a signal into the discovery scanner?

Lol, FIFA makes the NFL look like a couple of 8 year olds in a treehouse with a “NO GURLZ” sign on the front