Its pretty believable if you’re from San Diego. When the Patriots play it goes up further than that

They are basically admitting the game has no story at all

What the fuck is going on back there on that hill?

YA, WERKS BETTER THEN MEXCANS AND BLACKS!!!!!

Way to step up your soccer coverage to match ESPN and NBC

All of the pies. - Frank Lampard

You can’t just challenge the king, you gotta work your way up the hipster sprints ranks before your title shot

Give it up, Whitlock. #daddyshome

KLOPP TO LIVERPOOL, IS THE TRUUF

Ya, he does now. *kicks dirt*

That’s a bit above Billy’s pay grade, I hope Greg is working on it

Meh, I’ll just wait a year for the game of the year edition to go on sale. Plenty to keep me busy till then

Why can’t Garcia just release the full report himself? He wrote it, and if there’s criminality involved he can’t be bound by any confidentiality agreements, can he?

I shower twice a day, thrice occasionally when its super hot, there’s no way I’m gonna use a washcloth that I’d have to launder every time. I’ve had my loofa for years, never had to clean it

You gotta use the loofa. The plastic lathers up quicker, exfoliates more, plus it stays cleaner

Bullshit, I’m tired of old timers pretending to be too cantankerous to know what Facebook is. I haven’t logged on in months because all my parents friends keep friending me and sending me racist jokes

Now, this is only their second season together. There’s a definite chance that as the two familiarize with each other’s quirks and preferences on the pitch alongsi—

I feel bad for the first guy to ever get a barbed wire tattoo on his arm. Like he went to prison for 5 years and he got it as a reminder but now everyone rolls their eyes at him when they walk past

Some of those are still better than Chinatown Wars

Could be a rip-off of Juventus, their nickname is “The Old Lady” and their uniforms are similar too