They would cash in on him in heartbeat if they knew they could cover his absence. The transfer window is closing, and considering that they came nervously close to relegation last season they probably want him to stay put until they’re on firm footing again

If Apple made them they’d be called the fucking future of headphones and would get sold out 6 months before they hit the market

Uh, Adobe would like a word with you Patricia

Oh Shane, all shower head is the best.

Oh Shane, all shower head is the best.

That’ll teach you to make a joke outside of Deadspin

His issues aren’t maturing with age, they’re getting worse. His “antics” are starting to look like a certifiable personality disorder

- Bojan Krkic

Oh Drew please, please, please send her back your dancing thumbs up gif

Oh how quaint, you still use fire.

Get ready for the: “She can [inappropriate medical euphemism] me anytime” comments

I would’ve loved to see the chat from the other team. Being on an imploding team is always hilarious

I would’ve gone with “Jaw-ghazi” but, whatever

Geno Smith got the punchline

Are you talking about “are/is”? This is maddening

Are you referring to his use of the word “club”? Because their proper name is Leicester City Football Club

Yeah I really liked Planetside at first but the endless waves of cannon fodder just running into each other soured me real quickly.

No, no, he doesn’t mean your sworn enemies, he means two people who are sworn enemies to each other. Trust me, it’ll be good

Real tough guy, hunting an animal thats just fucking standing there staring at you. Is that how you “stalk” a horned, cow thing-what the fuck is that?

Trump is the inevitable spawn of Fox News’ unrelenting spew of hate-mongering to the frothing nimrods of the Republican party. Watching him turning on his creators and terrorizing them for their hubris is amusing and just, and I don’t want it to end