BILLY, BILLY, BILLY. Let’s do a Deadspin fantasy league on premierleague.com. I always ask Greg but he never does it

Not sure if you’ve heard of this one . Not necessarily “pirates” but looks cool nonetheless

Guardiola is always miserable, I’ve never seen a man hate soccer so much. Everytime I see him it makes me think of some Disney movie where a hotshot stock trader gets popped for a DUI and has to coach a soccer team for his community service

I’m all for banning the word “pop”

That song could say what the winning lottery numbers were and I would still fast forward through it

I know, but horizontal? Tacky tacky tacky

Don’t forget the bad-ass helicopter fight

That’s shit on her face, isn’t it?

Taking a sabbatical can be beneficial depending on the sport. Professional soccer seasons last about 9 months, plus random cuppity cups in the offseason. But hey, they don’t punt a ball sixteen times a year, so what do they know

“For us — place for us to say we Want the dominican republic with More dignity” -

Not if they don’t give him Craggs’s job first

No, they’re saying “oo-oo-urns”

The OP was saying the referee gave them the game, I was disagreeing with that.

Huh? Why? They dominated the shit out of Mexico, suspect calls or not

If some chump wants to pay real money to win a free game let him be parted with his money

A friendly is just a loss, this was an actual competitive game. It is a referendum on a coach who, despite all the zazz, hasn’t improved the team at all in the four years he has been in charge. People are blowing their wads over a bunch of meaningless friendlies while we haven’t been bounced out of the Gold Cup this…

Come now, surely we can indulge old Wild Bill Haisley in some hyperbole now and then.

I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat myself: Klinsmann is a cartwheeling, monorail-selling charlatan. We simply aren’t any better, and four years is plenty of time to have improved. He may be a good fit in a development position, but he just isn’t head coach material

It doesn’t necessarily mean he was drunk. After a heavy night of drinking I’ve definitely smelled like a distillery sometimes

You can’t get hard after beating the shit out of a tiny woman? Turn in your tank tops, your alpha male status has been revoked