Uh Gotze for one, google him. WAIT, WAIT, make sure you type Mario first

Not likely, dives are hard to spot. The only thing can help is retroactive punishment but they're not keen on doing that

It's a sign of his maturity, five years ago there would've been hell toupee

A little hand on shoulder action is usually acceptable as long as theres no yelling involved, Di Maria straight snapped his shirt back and freaked out, not cool. Especially if his dive was as obvious as Billy says

Haha dude, Deadspin always posts goals and highlights while games are live, you should know this. How many times have you seen "Messi something something, IS THE TRUTH"

It's not offsides if your target is next to, or behind you. Doesn't matter where the other team is

According to the links he posted to it's him and...some Kevin Draper guy, I guess?

It's not offsides if your target is next to, or behind you. Doesn't matter where the other team is

It's not offsides if your target is next to, or behind you. Doesn't matter where the other team is

It's not offsides if your target is next to, or behind you. Doesn't matter where the other team is

A lot of MLS games are only nationally broadcasted on spanish language channels, or perhaps the English language ones don't like 3rd party linking to online highlights. Plus you gotta admit Spanish announcers have more…"zazz" y'know?

No that's Greg. Maybe also Billy though, it wouldn't surprise me

If you knew anything about soccer you would know that almost every country on the planet has that system, not just Europe. So, simply calling us "snobs" will suffice

This thing'll sell like hotcakes, you can't dissuade the iCult with things like "logic," "reasoning," and "common sense." Apple can release turds in tinfoil and they'll still buy it

I didn't see it, what did they say about him?

I didn't realize it was translated live, but it looks like a person got the first paragraph correct and then just made shit up

? Isn't he playing with Tottenham?

If your target isn't in front of you its not offsides, irregardless of the defenders

I don't know dude that post shook pretty hard

Too bad we can't say the same for whoever the fuck "translated" that