Holy shit, Marcelo Balboa? Also an American player from back when.

That translation is wrong Timothy, does nobody over there speak spanish?

I hope those aren't actual ATVs they're riding

+1 used car salesman

*squawk* suck my balls *squawk*

Men dig redheads because you can do whatever you want to them since they don't have souls

From the same network that FIFA awarded the World Cup to even without letting other companies bid

"At least" cocaine?

Wait, wait, wait……Are you trying to say that the NFL doesn't actually give a fuck about breast cancer and domestic violence?

This first public release consists of a Jungle level

I dunno man, if a cornerback gets beat he'll pull his man down every single time

It's not overdone, the only person who has ever said that is Greg

Its 65 in San Diego, will I have to pay more?

NASCAR fan barges into the convo…

I don't get it

Not to mention comically oversized swords and knives

"I don't usually score goals, but when I do, they go on Deadspin highlights."

To me it sounds like two Hispanics trying to fake an American accent. I'm interested now...

Dat font tho