This really is quite impressive, and I’m a fan of Elon Musk and his exploits, most notably SpaceX, but this Gigafactory 1, as it were, raises questions that have been festering in the back of my brain the past few years.

Too soon, too soon.

YES, yes!

And you will also never see an Air Force pilot cuss, they're selected to not cuss also...

Fully aerobatic includes inverted spins, innelmans, Cuban-8's, and outside loops, stuff you will NEVER see a Lancer perform.

Honestly, I want to know how that went when they were doing script readings with the cast:

They’re using GPUs because it was written in Visual Basic...

Those GPUs in the photo at the top of the article are being used to build an AMD CrossFire Cuda-powered Visual Basic GUI to analyze the access code based off of residual fingerprint oils identified using LIDAR and X-ray tomography, right?

As the article said, “...hey, you’re an adult, make your own decisions.”

Sun Tzu approves of the F-35A/B/C/昂贵的鸭嘴兽

It’s not first class, but poor peasants like me can’t tell the difference.

This totally sounds like a dare among NASA/SpaceX/insert-techy-narcissist-spaceflight-group-name-here interns to make a space themed 419 scam email. The details are too precise for anyone from a third world African nation to string together.

You, sir, win the internets.

They don't have hooks and nets on Mars...

Now THAT’S an inconvenient truth!

As Elon says, “because there are no runways on Mars.”

Salt water is no friend to anything that must travel faster than a wave-runner, especially aerospace equipment. I’d argue salt water is no friend to most sea-going vessels, as well...

There’s a lot of fuel expended returning back to the launch site for a landing attempt, which means that heavier payloads may not be able to budget that much fuel after the stage separation.

Is there no sympathy for the missing and possibly dead??

You, sir, are a genius.