Isn’t it amazing that we see the whistle blown almost immediately in this NHL game, but the NBA officials failed to blow a whistle when Blake Griffin looked like he was damn near seizing the other day? I know I know, “But those R the rulez!” Fuck the rules.

That same member later clarified that, “ACTUALLY, the creature was Frankenstein’s MONSTER.”

It’s cold, clear proof global warming is a liberal hoax.

TB 12 water stays hydrated when everything else is freezing.

Unlike the prom queen from my high school, getting fat did not make him humble.

To be fair, Tomlin spent a lot of time working as a diagnostician under Dr. House so his medical background would almost require him to speak out on the quack.

It’s not at all being prude. It’s an entirely different scenario if she was never in the sex work business before, there was an understanding that they were monogamous, the one parter objects, and there are kids who don’t know about it.

i dont get it

Must’ve missed that option in my vows

I’m sorry, I need more information about this poor man’s situation before I can offer any assistance.

Those contractors knew what they were signing up for!

You don’t frequent gawker Fusion Media often, do you? This is normal, piss off a group of <insert profession> because the writers don’t have the understanding of the industry but they didn’t like what the industry did.

Because its 2017 and everything is offensive..

Those who produce, distribute, prescribe, inject this vaccine should be forced to work for free. Let’s not forget those who supply raw materials and machinery to the plants, they should also provide their goods and services for free.

If only he’d known TB12 electrolyte water cures asthma.

Six years ago: “Oh yeah, we received notice Albert had some recent problems with his foot, but it’s probably nothing...”

Never seen anyone use Christian Science Monitor as a verb before

GF: “I want an Apple Watch for Christmas”

-unless they have told you “I want a Fitbit”.

I was expecting something other than a series of blurry photos.