Too many. Refrain.

OU alum here

If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. 

the game most certainly would have ended in a victory for the Sooners.

I knew what I was getting into when I clicked on this, but I still feel regret.

You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

The graphic designer at the NFL who came up with that memo-document-image template should be suspended from the graphic design profession for the rest of his life.

It’s a Burfict ending.

Funny, I’ve managed to avoid them my whole life with absolutely no effort.

“I’m just musing and know very little.”

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave...

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

I’m thinking he’s like one of these guys.

“this is the beginning of a hockey world where a coach can challenge anything he wants.”

For me or you, there is no functional difference between the two.  If I had either amount, my coworkers would never see my ass again.

“Uh oh, look out.”  (If you’ve heard Alan Thicke’s IRS commercials)

It’s a catchy fucking song. I didn’t even hear it, but after reading this article it will be stuck in my head all fucking day. Fuck. Thanks.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”