What's the sexy answer?

"Headless corpse..." "...coroner not sure man was murdered."

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

Shouldn't be touching another man's snake.

I've done it but I admit it isn't all that satisfying when you're in your mid-20s and the other guy is in 3rd grade.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

"Nice Pass"

I don't understand the difference.

Is that before or after he starts massaging them?

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

I don't even want to read my own dissertation.

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

And a hand crank ignition!

If you don't know, you're streets behind

It's the throwaway lines that have held up better than the scenes that were supposed to be memorable. I can't tell you how many times I have arrived at a destination that is disappointing and said, "That John Denver is full of shit." Or lines like "His head fell off".

broken dreams

Who pooped in your terrifying Cheerios this morning?

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?