Hot beats are for closers.

It was fucking amazing, saw it in 70mm IMAX last night.

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

Great big budget movies are no longer being made. The fact one is 'not terrible' is a kind of miracle in it self.

"From Inception on, Nolan's movies have been distinguished by the sheer amount of stuff going on, not just in terms of story, but also the number of characters running around."

he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

You are playing very fast and loose with the definition of "reliable". Reliability, when it comes to car ownership, is a value based on potential time, frequency, and severity of failures. This is used by prospective buyer to determine whether or not vehicle X is worth his/her hard earned dollars.

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

[frantically deletes draft for this Saturday]

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Fortunately internet comment sections are famously forgiving. I think you guys are in the clear.

Snoop should just be thankful that it's just Nick Young, and that Vlade Divac isn't around to handle this beef the Serbian way - rubbing it in salt, various nitrates, as well as some hungarian paprika, before allowing it to cure in a basement. And then shooting it in the back of the head and bulldozing it in to a pit…

More like No Balance, amirite?

I WATCHED UNTIL THE END AND TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT THE UNC SOFTBALL ALUMNI TO BE THERE!

Strike Zone, American Waistlines Expand; Balls Rarely Seen Anymore

she said something along the lines of "That's not the first time I've heard that"

You cut out the money shot.

I was 14. The placement of this sketch in the show was important: it was buried in that weird twilight zone of the last 30 minutes of SNL which has never been anything but uneven. At best.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.