I know it's from the source, but "pediatric cancer" is an odd way to describe a specific disease. I believe she has stage 4 neuroblastoma.

"What if I trade you this autographed ball for your number?"

This is oozing so much class. So very Missouri to let the white guy take multiple shots until he hits the target dead on.

When you take your girl out for Chipotle and you make it back to your apartment without shitting yourself.

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

So lots of tongue, got it.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

Fanny packs are a flat circle.

Of that, 250 pounds is balls.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

But at the same time, she states that if you don't like the way she looks then move along. I feel like a lot of people have been reading too much into individual phrases within the song without placing them within the greater context of the song itself. Everyone wants to be seen as attractive to the sex of their…

I think it's some obscure Degrassi: The Next Generation reference.

I like how she's good at sitting on stools.

I like it. This picture is good.

I'll allow it

YES!!!

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.