You should add "...to me" on the end of what anyone types on the internet, in your head. You'd look a lot less stupid that way.

"If you don't like Seth McFarlane, there's something wrong with you."

Seth MacFarlane sucks.

The first thing I noticed after him holding the Transformers action figure was the fact he is only using about 29 inches of his 40 inch TV.

Like all improvements, this will first be a very expensive optional replacement...

Write about skateboarding more often please!

I've been to the Somme and Verdun battlefields, and have seen the Lochnagar crater/Hawthorne ridge redoubt. They were just as striking 15 years ago as they are now in the pictures.

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

No link for me to start making sweet cash online? That's a dick move hoarding it all for yourself.

If this lawsuit doesn't work out for Pierre-Valis, and she finds herself in need of some cash, well, my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This…

This spy photo shows Subaru continuing to take advantage of the Chicken Tax. Why bother with facts when opinions are easier to check?

Ah. Old Stonewall Johnson.

This is clearly a fake.

Eh, I loved DHF, but they got to all sound the same after a while. Maybe doing it once a month or quarterly would bring out the best and most original stories, but weekly will get stale.

If that's patentable then I humbly submit the following patent:

DEAR ABBY: I am a happily married husband with two teenage sons, and I was dismayed to overhear a conversation between them about "butt-chuggling" (sp?). Is this a new-fangled means of foreplay? If so, what is the best way to broach the topic with my wife, who is admittedly not very creative in the bedroom. Also,…

Meanwhile, "Panda Express Crack" remains synonymous with Rob Ford.

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.