"What's the big deal? The only young ladies I've seen finish in the last thirty years have either had bags or shirts over their heads."

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

Not to be a noodge, Tim... but you're actually deferring to the WSJ author. And I'd question the veracity of the quote, because the NBA Constitution and the NBA By-laws are actually two separate documents. He could have meant this section 35 (which appears to be from the by-laws), or he could have meant Section 35…

is one of those "who's getting the most buzz" graphics that are as ubiquitous as they are useless.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

"Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better."

Having taught and brought up teenagers, it honestly looks to me more like a really angry boy wrote this.

Yes, because he too makes $78 /hour on the laptop.

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…

This face.

What Ivy asked the casinos to do reminds me of when my 7 year old would set up a magic trick and ask me to close my eyes as he put the quarter under the handkerchief.

Quite a lot if I'm honest. For a brand new Alphard which is basically the same as the Vellfire, both of which are sold here, will cost at least HK$500,000 or US$64,000.

If you're single, the sexiest minivan is the Honda Odyssey.

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

Clearly I'm not the only one who has a grandmother walking around in the same floral print blouse she bought in 1978, but going in for a fresh hair coloring every 12 days.

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It's nice to see something nice happen to the young kid sitting center court in row 15.