Good. Hope he serves the full term (yes, I know he wont). But seriously what a piece of shit. And what a shitty team the Ravens are for standing by him.

I know it was you Fredo.

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

It's an escalator, stupid. You don't need to run up it.

*Takes off seat belt.. Pulls e-brake.. Awaits blissful silence of death.*

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

I like how they lowballed that. "Makes some patrons uncomfortable. Others really, really like it."

Your post:
[rape joke]

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.

Wondering if you could clear up Pennsylvania and Transylvania. Which one is rampant with vampires?

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

"It is a shame, given the manifold problems and hazards endangering our world today, that so much energy is being expended on tearing down two people who simply wish to help. It doesn't matter what the press and other naysayers say— we'll always be proud of them for their efforts at Sochi, at Normandy and in rescuing…

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

P.S. Thanks Obama

"Uh oh!"

-Carl Lewis

Hey man, don't judge until YOU, recently reanimated after 190 years in a tomb at Montpelier, tried to play guitar with your rotting, dessicated fingers.