"We get it."

Have you ever wanted to hear Walter Johnson's voice?

He was paired up with his sister when he was 11—though he's probably known her longer than that—as is fairly common in the world of pairs skating.

I was at a Bridgeport Bluefish game doing what everyone does at minor league baseball games: drinking beers in the nice weather and heckling baseball players.

Also: Atlanta did not recognize Nascar.

And... uh... THAT ends my tribute to Jay Leno! Good night, everybody!

[whistles innocently]

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

That's what he gets for cleaning his monocle with Sochi water.

Not the first time this has happened. Remember when Bison Dele got robbed and headed straight for Davey Jones' locker?

Look on the bright side, at least she doesn't have to worry about accidentally flushing the world's smallest violin down the toilet.

Inspected by: Ser(CENSORED) Eisenstein

Must've been a gay toilet to have had the ball and cock removed.

If nothing else, it's nice to see white culture being co-opted for a change.

Relevant - The Onion on "Bad to the Bone" in 1997:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bad-t…

Speaking as a Georgia Criminal Defense Attorney myself, I know I sometimes struggle with the propriety of advertising my services. Each of us (I thought) draws a line somewhere. I do not personally know this lawyer, nor do I know his reputation. What I do know is that it is beyond distasteful to use the death of…

They need something new and fresh and rebellious like "We're not gonna take it"

And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?

Casino: "Okay, so for the end of my commercial I'm going to drag the sledgehammer with the cross across the front of the grave, then I'm going to smash the headstone and walk off into the distance. I want for the whole field to look like it's on fire, but since we obviously can't light the whole thing up, we'll try to…