Unless they wear a skirt, I guess? Isn’t it a bit easier just to lift the skirt and drop your underwear to sit down on the toilet? I admit that women who wear dress pants don’t have the luxury of using the fly, but if it were socially acceptable I’d much rather just wear a loose fitting skirt and let the wind flow up…

You and I must wear our dress clothes differently. If I fish through my zipper, there’s no need to lift my undershirt, shirt, or tie. They usually just stay in place. If I have to unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants to get to my underwear, then I have a lot more work to get everything back into place. I guess to…

This would be different though. It would be like loose briefs! I like where this is headed!

Wow, I’m honestly shocked at how much blowback you are getting for using the dick hole and the fly in your pants the way they were intended. I had no idea so many people went over the elastic instead. I work a job where dress-clothes are required and it would be a serious pain in the ass to have to undo my belt and…

I’m going to ask a dumb question so go easy on me. When the Blue Jays paid $3.9 million for him as a prospect, does that money go to the player? That’s a lot of money for an 18 year old who might never see time in the major league. I have no idea who else that money would go to, but it just shocks me to pay that much…

I realize I didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about it before I wrote the question, which is why I qualified it at the beginning. But the article only mentions the enema kit and doesn’t state explicitly how the procedure works. For some reason I read that she needed to replace the bacteria in her stomach and it…

I realize I didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about it before I wrote the question, which is why I qualified it at the beginning. But the article only mentions the enema kit and doesn’t state explicitly how the procedure works. For some reason I read that she needed to replace the bacteria in her stomach and it…

So this might seem like a dumb question, but does a “fecal transplant” mean that she ate somebody else’s poop to get the bacteria into her stomach? Or did she give herself an enema and then replace the evacuated poop with somebody else’s? The wheels in my head are really spinning right now.

Add me to the list of people who have never seen this and I am sure grateful you ran this story. I needed a laugh at the end of my long-ass day.

I could honestly watch this on repeat for 5 minutes. He’s got an amazing swing.

I just always thought that Bonds approaching 700 didn’t get that much attention because Ruth’s 714 is so close. I felt like more people were waiting for him to get close to that milestone before getting excited.

My life experience almost mirrors John’s. I’m an attorney in my late 30's, and never owned anything but a reasonable sedan until I decided last year that I needed a fast car. I also have a 4 year old who is obsessed with cars.

Yep, nothing like advocating violence against women to show your disagreement with somebody’s political views. Good for you!

Is this witch hunt against overweight, middle-aged, white men ever going to end? If not, I need to start scrubbing the internet of all my photos.

I think these road jerseys are callbacks to when the Jazz wore green jerseys on the road in the early 80's. So it’s not so much aping from the Bucks as it is paying homage to the earlier uniforms.

Whatever plan you come up with can’t be any worse than what’s been put together by either side so far, so why not?

Sorry, your comment is too reasonable for this forum. You need to take time off the internet for a while and come back with something more trollish and one-sided.

So this guy is 24 years old and has already made $4.8m in earnings over his career? If you’re making that kind of money, at least try to make it look like you care!

“winning the 2016 presidential election on a gross technicality” 

How did you come to the conclusion that the cops don’t care?