+1 Respondeat superior

That has to be the most 90iest music video that ever 90ed.

“If I had three pounds less on my body, I could dunk, too.”

Peanut butter?

I don’t know if I should be impressed, or worried, that you can immediately recall the name of a founding member of Rockapella. But the fact that you brought Rockapella into this means you deserve a star!

I came here to make the same point. But now I’m terrified after finding out what Balut is. Thank you for enlightening me.

Your comment is way too reasonable to be on the internet. You need to take a day off.

You do realize that there are people who don’t qualify for subsidized plans under the ACA? Do you want me to send you my insurance premium statements to show you the truth? In fact, you can thank me for your nice subsidized policy on the ACA because my high premiums are paying for your cheap healthcare.

Are we not done with these tired apocalyptic warning posts yet? Aren’t you weary of labeling 63 million Americans as backwoods idiots who just had the wool pulled over their eyes?

Why don’t we give this guy the benefit of the doubt? I’m pretty sure he just had a Magic 8 Ball under there and he was shaking it to get an answer to whether he should publicly masturbate to those cheerleaders.

Wow. No words. +1.

So they’ll have to put that kangaroo down now that it’s had the taste of dog, right? Otherwise, it will just become a dog-eating maniac for the rest of its life.

This is so dumb. The definition of posse is: “a body of men, typically armed, summoned by a sheriff to enforce the law.” I’d actually see it as pretty badass to be referred to as a member of a posse.

I wasn’t commenting on his quality as a human being. I’m not one of those people who can’t watch a Woody Allen or Roman Polanski movie because of what they’ve done in their personal lives.

This might be an unpopular opinion around here, but I actually like Mark Wahlberg. I can turn on The Italian Job just about any time and enjoy it. He’s at his best when you don’t have to take him seriously. This movie, though, just looks like garbage.

Wait, George W. Bush’s middle name is Walker? Who knew?

They may have added this to the article after you made your comment, but there’s another Venmo account under his name that has received donations as well.

Who can I pay to get a canvas print of that space baby illustration? I want to hang it on my office wall.

There’s never a need to cut jorts short. They already are.

This joke is beautiful. Mostly because I live in NeVAda.