Wait, what? I feel like there's a lot to that story that you need to elaborate on. Who choked you out? And why?

Yeah, after college I just never seemed to have the time or maybe the desire to seek out new music. Welcome to the world of the uncool.

Thanks. It's good to know I can just come here to complain about my job every night instead of going to a bar.

What do we do here in the Deadspin Up All Night? Post our favorite music videos?

Hey, I came over here from Gawker to ask if anyone knows what happened to the remaining posts of 500 Days of Kristin? It seems they didn't make it all the way through the 500 days.

Solomon only got upset that he wasn’t asked to split the baby... back ribs! HEY-OH!

How far along is Leitch’s bid to take over Deadspin again?

Yeah, except the problem with that logic is that if everybody abides by it then we will always have a shitty, rigged, two-party system where we have to choose between the “lesser of two evils” because people don’t believe the system can be changed. I refuse to vote for either of these clowns.

You make a good point that this is a much more complicated legal situation than what the author of the article portrays. However, I think the main point of her article is still very valid, that Nike is being incredibly tone-deaf when dealing with this issue.

I have a bit of a different angle on Yelp. As an attorney whose business is greatly affected by online reviews, Yelp is THE WORST! At one point, I had 8 positive reviews from different paying clients. I then had one client who was frustrated with a ruling made by a judge. I was thoroughly prepared and did my job, but…

Didn't you read his post? He said he learned about it in the 90's in an AOL forum. Totally legit science being taught there. :)

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

Gotcha. My trolldar must have been off when I read it.

The 56 refers to Dimaggio's 56 game hitting streak. I honestly have no idea what the 6-24 refers to, and if it refers to Kobe's poor shooting in the finals as somebody suggested, it doesn't seem to fit in with the other historic accomplishments on the list.

Not here to defend him, but the last foul called on him against Louisville was a horrible call. The technical came after Coach K had already earned two and things were getting out of hand so the ref was quick to call it.

How much do you want to be “C”’s name is Clint? Just seems like the kind of name this douche would have. But I have to be impressed with his game, convincing her that she’s probably no longer good at giving blowjobs until she’s had enough and just HAS to convince him otherwise! Genius!

I didn’t say racism doesn’t exist, but thanks for incorrectly reading into my comment. If you go back and read Greg Howard’s articles, almost every one of them tries to inject racism into a situation that probably has nothing to do with race in the first place. That is what I was trying to point out in my comment.…

Why does it seem like every article you write has to pull the race card? Does Deadspin give you a topic and say, “Hey, Greg, how can you make this about race?” I’d give your article some credence if Jon Jones (a black American) wasn’t the biggest UFC star for a long time before his legal troubles gave the UFC no…

Maybe it’s one of those jokes that starts out funny, then gets annoying, then after a while it comes back around to being funny again?

I’ll give all my stars to the person who locates this bro’s Instagram account...