you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

Gotcha. My trolldar must have been off when I read it.

The 56 refers to Dimaggio's 56 game hitting streak. I honestly have no idea what the 6-24 refers to, and if it refers to Kobe's poor shooting in the finals as somebody suggested, it doesn't seem to fit in with the other historic accomplishments on the list.

Not here to defend him, but the last foul called on him against Louisville was a horrible call. The technical came after Coach K had already earned two and things were getting out of hand so the ref was quick to call it.

How much do you want to be “C”’s name is Clint? Just seems like the kind of name this douche would have. But I have to be impressed with his game, convincing her that she’s probably no longer good at giving blowjobs until she’s had enough and just HAS to convince him otherwise! Genius!

I didn’t say racism doesn’t exist, but thanks for incorrectly reading into my comment. If you go back and read Greg Howard’s articles, almost every one of them tries to inject racism into a situation that probably has nothing to do with race in the first place. That is what I was trying to point out in my comment.…

Why does it seem like every article you write has to pull the race card? Does Deadspin give you a topic and say, “Hey, Greg, how can you make this about race?” I’d give your article some credence if Jon Jones (a black American) wasn’t the biggest UFC star for a long time before his legal troubles gave the UFC no…

Maybe it’s one of those jokes that starts out funny, then gets annoying, then after a while it comes back around to being funny again?

I’ll give all my stars to the person who locates this bro’s Instagram account...

I’ll acknowledge that I’m white and that I have little interest in rap, whether it’s from a white guy or a black guy, but you completely undermine the point you’re trying to make by essentially saying that Macklemore is objectively a worse rapper than the black artists you name. Sure, there may be a lot of people who…

After reading the headline, I assumed the assailants covered the victim in blood, urine and feces. But after reading it, it sounds as though it may have been the victim’s own blood, urine and feces, caused by the assault. Right? I think I’ll be done with the internet for today.

I know I might be in the minority, but I wasn’t a fan. I’ve only seen it once and I should probably revisit it but I remember being very underwhelmed. I watched it just after watching (and loving) The Good The Bad and The Ugly and Once Upon a Time in the West and compared to those two films it just seemed average. I’m…

The twist is that their “mommy” was really their daddy. He murdered their mom and then underwent a gender reassignment operation to look like their mother and moved them away to hide from the police.

Can someone explain to me why the skin on his bicep is starting to look like the skin on my ballsack?

Let’s all calm down a bit here. This kid builds a clock and he gets invited to the White House? I built a clock in Woodshop in the 7th grade and all I got was a B+.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Watched it at least 100 times as a kid.

“Four flips doesn’t look that hard. What took these losers so long to do three?”

I was wondering why the video was so long, and after watching him struggle to walk the first batter I thought there was no way they would walk another one. Oh boy, am I glad I was wrong.

I agreed with your first paragraph, but you do realize your second paragraph makes no sense, right? There are only 30,000 vehicle related deaths in the entire United States each year, with a population of over 300 million. That means your chances of dying on the I-90 on the 4th of July weekend are almost…

It’s time to give it a try, my friend.