Follow-up question: when you get out of the permagrays because an author follows you, does that apply across all Gawker sites? Or just for the one sub-blog that the author followed you on? Because I'm hoping to exploit the loophole of getting followed on Jalopnik where I'm much more witty.

So, is it fair to say that the police and the administration [surprisingly] acted quickly and appropriately in this case? It may have something to do with this not being [insert football team] from [insert any major NCAA conference], so it's not a huge financial hit to the university. But still, it looks like they…

I haven't seen Ronin since it was in theaters, but the one thing I remember about it was that chase scene. Watching it now, I honestly couldn't tell for the first couple minutes who was chasing who. But I didn't care. Still awesome.

Gene Hackman is a national treasure and a SAINT!

I'll take "College Players accused of Rape" for $2,000, Alex.

I think I can speak for all Utah Jazz fans and say that Deron Williams always has been and always will be blamed for Sloan's retirement.

Dammit, you're going to make me bookmark this and come back later for the answer? Not fun Kinja.

Isn't that the whole premise of Notting Hill?

The only reason I clicked on this article was to read the arguments over whether the word "decimate" was used correctly. I wasn't disappointed!

So, uh, does anybody know the answer? One of my coworkers is curious.

He clearly stole this idea from Ariana

I'm not too familiar with standard baseball contracts, but why don't the Angels have a clause written in to their contract with Hamilton that gives them an escape if he relapses? I understand that he wasn't suspended, but why did the Angels give the power to somebody else to decide whether he violated the contract?…

I was just about to write out this exact same comment. You said it better than I could have. I'm in a very similar position in my life, but I don't feel "rich" by any means. It seems that saving for the future has become a luxury item. I have no idea how people who make the "median income" make it by.

I was born and raised in Utah, although I no longer live there. This map does not surprise me, but damn is it embarrassing that the state is divided between Yankees fans and Red Sox fans. Idiots.

Men saying it to a woman = 5% success rate.

Talk about a video without the money shot...

Will you do your next reviews on 1) what it's like to get addicted to cocaine and 2) Going to Prom?

I absolutely love the new Genesis. I've been telling my wife that I need something smaller and quicker than my current Ford Taurus. Unfortunately, I think the Genesis is about the same size so she'd think I'm crazy if I bought one.

I stopped listening to rap about 15 years ago, but I'm wondering if you're saying that T.I. is just a superior version of Pitbull (aka Señor Feature)?

The Best Lead Actor category is already pretty crowded as it is, but I still can't get over the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't nominated for Nightcrawler. It's been over a month since I saw it and I can't get Gyllenhaal's performance out of my head. It raised that movie from a mediocre thriller to a great one. I'd…