The Cosmopolitan must be owned by a huge Duke fan.

Time to run another Deadspin feature article: "Give us your best Charles Barkley in Las Vegas stories!"

I'd love to get a Holden Ute SS V.

I don't put a new bag in the trash can after I take out the trash. I'm sure it drives my wife crazy, but if I'm taking the trash out to the curb, I think she could help me out by putting the bag in the can.

I was really just being sarcastic. But your response made me learn something today: "Chiropractic college programs are rigorous and thorough. To attend, applicants must have a minimum two years undergraduate study at a university. Their chiropractic college education lasts four years, meaning they graduate with at…

I'm a lawyer. So of course I disagree with this list. Chiropractor should not be listed that high.

I don't want to get in the middle of this pissing contest, but your argument reminded me of this article from July: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/lione…

Saw this movie last night on a true IMAX screen in 70mm. It was an amazing looking film. But I agree that it is completely bloated and could use about 40 minutes of trimming. The story also starts to collapse on itself once you give it more than 2 minutes of thought. That said, I can't help but appreciate Nolan's…

A search of Urban Dictionary didn't turn up anything other than "Urinal Brownie." But I did learn that the pubes that accumulate at the front of the urinal can be called "urinal goatee."

Looks like it was a good decision to settle with the Silnas before this deal went through.

Now I know where they got the inspiration for the Inspector Gadgetmobile!

So what you're saying is that her attorneys should submit a DMCA takedown notice based on a false assertion of copyright? That's a bit risky if they don't have any proof that she actually owns the copyright. Maybe her attorneys don't want to risk being sanctioned for asserting false claims. It may be a quick and easy…

They also just did Sharknado 2 this week.

It may not be rape, but it's most likely unwanted sexual contact. Although opinions may differ on whether the assault was warranted, I hope that the beating makes that guy think twice before trying to do that again.

What case or statute are you citing? That may be the law when it comes to criminal statutes, but in a civil context it's a whole different ballgame.

I don't spend anywhere near that much on Overalls.

Good story. But I would have preferred to read a story about Harold Ramis.

You know what else these players could do? Get health insurance from an independent insurer like I do. I pay $150 a month and get decent insurance. And I didn't earn millions of dollars in my twenties. This is oversimplified math, but let's say these players set aside $72,000 from their total career earnings. At…

Some of the stuff Sonnen has said in the past was stupid and probably racist, even if he was only doing it for the shock value. But your article here is no better than any of the "race baiting" you accuse Sonnen of doing. You seem to be the only one saying that Jon Jones is, in your words, the "uppity negro." I didn't…