I'm not too familiar with standard baseball contracts, but why don't the Angels have a clause written in to their contract with Hamilton that gives them an escape if he relapses? I understand that he wasn't suspended, but why did the Angels give the power to somebody else to decide whether he violated the contract?…

I was just about to write out this exact same comment. You said it better than I could have. I'm in a very similar position in my life, but I don't feel "rich" by any means. It seems that saving for the future has become a luxury item. I have no idea how people who make the "median income" make it by.

I was born and raised in Utah, although I no longer live there. This map does not surprise me, but damn is it embarrassing that the state is divided between Yankees fans and Red Sox fans. Idiots.

Men saying it to a woman = 5% success rate.

Talk about a video without the money shot...

Will you do your next reviews on 1) what it's like to get addicted to cocaine and 2) Going to Prom?

I absolutely love the new Genesis. I've been telling my wife that I need something smaller and quicker than my current Ford Taurus. Unfortunately, I think the Genesis is about the same size so she'd think I'm crazy if I bought one.

I stopped listening to rap about 15 years ago, but I'm wondering if you're saying that T.I. is just a superior version of Pitbull (aka Señor Feature)?

The Best Lead Actor category is already pretty crowded as it is, but I still can't get over the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't nominated for Nightcrawler. It's been over a month since I saw it and I can't get Gyllenhaal's performance out of my head. It raised that movie from a mediocre thriller to a great one. I'd…

The Cosmopolitan must be owned by a huge Duke fan.

Time to run another Deadspin feature article: "Give us your best Charles Barkley in Las Vegas stories!"

I'd love to get a Holden Ute SS V.

I don't put a new bag in the trash can after I take out the trash. I'm sure it drives my wife crazy, but if I'm taking the trash out to the curb, I think she could help me out by putting the bag in the can.

I was really just being sarcastic. But your response made me learn something today: "Chiropractic college programs are rigorous and thorough. To attend, applicants must have a minimum two years undergraduate study at a university. Their chiropractic college education lasts four years, meaning they graduate with at…

I'm a lawyer. So of course I disagree with this list. Chiropractor should not be listed that high.

I don't want to get in the middle of this pissing contest, but your argument reminded me of this article from July: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/lione…

Saw this movie last night on a true IMAX screen in 70mm. It was an amazing looking film. But I agree that it is completely bloated and could use about 40 minutes of trimming. The story also starts to collapse on itself once you give it more than 2 minutes of thought. That said, I can't help but appreciate Nolan's…

A search of Urban Dictionary didn't turn up anything other than "Urinal Brownie." But I did learn that the pubes that accumulate at the front of the urinal can be called "urinal goatee."

Looks like it was a good decision to settle with the Silnas before this deal went through.

Now I know where they got the inspiration for the Inspector Gadgetmobile!