SRT was so intent on keeping the Hellcats cool on track today that they popped out the lower grille to feed it more air. And they actually tout this as a feature. Dodge engineers designed it so that all it takes is seven bolts to pop it out when you get to the track, and a few minutes to put it back in before you…

Thanks. You saved me from going out and actually trying to buy a DeLorean, which would have been terribly embarrassing. Now, I guess I'll go back to my two favorite hobbies: Not knowing what hyperbole is, and stepping on jokes! Do you want to join me? I hear you're a pro at both.

STEP BACK, PEOPLE!! This guy got LAID last night!! YOU HEAR ME?!? He got LAID! With a WOMAN! He is no longer a virgin, so everybody act cool, ALLRIGHT?!?!

You seem way to excited about a dildo dude, way too excited.

Yes

Why does this picture remind me of this?

Driving a Hellcat though Portland is second only to rolling coal through Portland for hedonistic fun. I can only imagine the concern-trolling Twitter hashtags and Buzzfeed lists that will follow your cruise.

You young kids and your fancy technology rememberings.

What?

Damnit, Torch.

Here we have the young NSX in the wild learning to hunt down its natural pray for the first time.

Just 20 more years! Be patient!

As a Packers fan, I almost just about had a heart attack out of excitement when I heard Marshawn Lynch was in Lambeau. And also because we eat a ridiculous amount of cheese, of course.

Meanwhile everyone at OSHA kills themselves cause their life's work has been for nothing.

Shit. I'd rather die in the S-Class than be seen in the Smart.

With such small crumple zones, I want to know exactly what levels of G-forces passengers in the Smart would experience, as well as those in the Mercedes to compare them. Smart says they're within "biomechanical limits", but this is at a relatively low speed impact. What happens during a crash (doesn't have to be…

You'd think with a name like Krystal Ball, she would have seen that one coming...

Well, he wasn't totally wrong. She is, indeed, a dumbass.