Thanks for the first great laugh of the day :)

OnlyPawns

Nude chess, with all buttholes gaped open, is the only solution here. 

Unlike me. I’m a great loser. I lose even when people think “there’s no way for this guy to lose in this situation”.

You’re really pretending this is all more complicated that it is.

Cue all the typical cruise ship hate on jalopnik…

I assume it’s a Henry Cavill thing where he had a much bigger mustache for a Mission Impossible film.

Hard disagree that this looks better than the game, but I know how you guys have been itching for any way to take more shots at CP2077.

Or else it gets the hose again?

Apparently it’s to prevent soot buildup on the shiny tips. DI engines create a lot of soot, and lots of vehicles that have them have chrome or silver tips - both real and fake - that are now permanently blackened.

God... not only are they stupid, but the holes they cut look like they’d come out of a low budget local exhaust shop that also happens to be the owner’s rent home.

No it doesn’t

It was my understanding the federal law requires a physical connect to the steering. I remember infiniti being required to have a steering shaft. This is a Lexus UK video so im guessing its not a US bound feature.  Its also probably why Tesla doesn’t do it.

Maybe that’s just his pick-up line.

I guess it’s really Nacho day.

Are you sure that this particular ad campaign is geared towards American/Western youth when we know two things for sure:

Somehow to me its sounds more likely that Dave Tracy is the Bizarro world version of this guy.

you don’t want free drugs? seems silly. 

Bizarro world Dave Tracy?

I thought a Lot Lizard was a prostitute that hung around truck stops.